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« on: November 12, 2020, 08:51:35 PM »

Staring the always reliable Thomas Jane plus the always unhinged Anne Heche, THE VANISHED is a thriller/mystery about a middle aged couple who, along with their 10 year old daughter, seek to have a family vacation in a remote RV park during Thanksgiving.

The almost immediately goes missing.

The rest of the movie is about the search for her, all of which leads to a series of unlikely events.  The movie isn't bad, but completely relies on a couple of gags to give the movie juice.

Jason Patrick steals the movie as a sheriff trying to solve the case, and there's a super hot chick who stays in the RV next to our heroes.  The acting is otherwise good, although never quite great.  Jane & Heche don't have a lot of chemistry together, but it works for the plot as far as it goes.

Well shot, but not terribly cinematic, the movie - like so many others - is too long for the story.  I'm guessing you could cut 20 to 25 minutes out and not lose a whole lot. In the end, THE VANISHED is decent enough mystery flick if you've run out of things to watch.

BOTTOM LINE: 3 "I'd visit more RV parks if the neighbors were as hot as the one in this flick" out of 5

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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2020, 11:55:00 AM »

THIS Broad?

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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2020, 12:40:31 PM »

I believe so....
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