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« on: April 08, 2020, 09:03:09 PM »

If there was a contest for dumbest horror film of all time, Jordan Peele's "Us" wins the gold.

You have to mention his name when you talk about his films, so you know you're dealing with quality.  Kinda like "John Carpenters 'X'", minus the talent.

This movie is so retarded that there's really nowhere to start.  Let's try the plot.  No wait, no, the plot is so senseless there's no point in trying to describe it, other than to say; "ooooh, what a twist!"

How about the characters.  You hate literally all of them, so you don't care too much one way or the other except to wonder why the husband would have ever married the basket case wife.

Can't really say too much else I'm afraid other than Jordan Peele is the most talented director in Hollywood.

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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2020, 12:43:14 PM »

This review has rocked me to my core.
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2020, 01:06:48 PM »

This review has rocked me to my core.

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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2020, 03:47:26 PM »

[flash=640/360]https://www.youtube.com/v/QtHRyy5LODE[/flash]

This lack of basic understanding of how to post video to this site after all these years has rocked me to my core.
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2020, 03:50:01 PM »

[flash=640/360]https://www.youtube.com/v/QtHRyy5LODE[/flash]

This lack of basic understanding of how to post video to this site after all these years has rocked me to my core.

I'm going to kick you in the balls so hard, you'll cry piss.
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2020, 04:21:56 PM »

Not if I die first.
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2020, 04:37:46 PM »

Not if I die first.

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And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.  _ Revelations 13
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