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« on: December 03, 2019, 01:19:46 PM »

Seem odd that celebs and doctors would have to warn against sun tanning your butthole lips, but that's where we've descended to:

"'Perineum sunning' leaves Josh Brolin 'crazy burned' as doctors warn against viral wellness trend

Sun’s out, buns out.

A controversial new wellness practice that encourages tanning one of the body’s more delicate areas has made its way to Hollywood — to seemingly disastrous effects.

Actor Josh Brolin tried out the "perineum sunning" craze, which touts the alleged benefits of tanning the thin area of skin between the anus and the vagina or penis. The practice has recently gained steam after a video posted by holistic influencer Ra of Earth suggested such "sunning," claiming that it provides one with “more energy from” the sun in 30 seconds “than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.”

Another influencer, who goes by MetaphysicalMeagan, also made headlines for her similar claims of "perineum sunning" for the benefit of health or energy.

Thousands of people on social media have liked and shared the “bum sunning” tactic – with many touting that it gives them more of an energy boost than caffeine. And a few mocking the practice.

However, what Ra of Earth apparently failed to mention was to not overdo it with vitamin D — a lesson Brolin learned the hard way.

“Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin shared on Instagram, along with a string of curse words calling out the “stupid” trend that may in fact be detrimental to one’s health."
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Thanks Thanus!  Er, Thanos!  Next you'll be telling me not to sun tan my eyes by looking into the sun for an hour straight....

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/perineum-sunning-josh-brolin
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2019, 01:46:53 PM »

To think that there was a time I would advise someone against such a thing.

Now I say, "Go for it, bro!"

Yes, it's FINE to expose your asshole to the sun!

Yep!
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2019, 02:10:31 PM »

Avengers did it first. Thanos apparently not as mighty as Thor.

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2019, 02:26:45 PM »

Nice anus!
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2019, 04:51:33 PM »

Avengers did it first. Thanos apparently not as mighty as Thor.



You are the wind beneath my wings....lol
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2019, 08:31:23 PM »

Just remember that Hollywood actors are your betters.  Our seers. Our philosophers.


Now get out there and burn your asshole by shoving your ass out the window to... suntan your asshole!
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2019, 08:45:50 PM »

YES!!!
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2019, 10:13:55 PM »

And in the dead of winter no less!
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2019, 10:41:53 PM »

If you want a sun tanned starfish, you gotta make sacrifices.
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