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« Reply #225 on: July 15, 2020, 07:56:26 AM »

YEAH NOTHING SCARY ABOUT THAT!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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« Reply #226 on: July 15, 2020, 09:42:14 AM »

I forgot to mention that when Joe was telling us all about how he would control the weather by raising our taxes and quoting Mao Zey Dong, that he refused to take questions:

"For the second time in less than a week, Joe Biden refused to take any questions from reporters.

Biden concluded his prepared remarks and a journalist shouted, “Mr. Vice President, time for a few questions?”
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China Joe ignored him and stumbled off stage.  Joe went from the empty hall to his childhood home, where he was again asked by a reporter if he would answer a few questions.

“No, no,” 3 Knuckles responded.

Biden held his last press conference on June 25th, 84 days since the previous one.

So to recap, no convention, no public appearances, and no questions - even softball questions - from the press.

Joe's ready to go!

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« Reply #227 on: July 15, 2020, 10:25:22 AM »

In the same speech, China Joe also claimed that earf only has 9 years left and that he'll prevent the democratic process if elected :

"We’ll lock in progress that no future president can roll back or undercut to take us backward again.Science requires a time table for measuring progress on climate that isn’t three decades or even two.”

“Science tells us we have nine years before the damage is irreversible,” Biden said."
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Despite his 9 year claim, Biden's plan calls for zero CO2 emissions by... 2050. 

Thus in one speech he managed to quote favorably a murdering communist foreigner, promise a massive tax hike to control the weather, another massive tax hike to "end racism", promised to prevent anyone from voting against his policies in the future, and told us that mankind would be rendered extinct in nine years if we don't raise taxes and eliminate oil & gas use because "science" tells us so.

He then refused, twice, to answer any questions regarding these "plans".

So to recap, Joe's a mad as a hatter.  



https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2020/07/15/biden-on-climate-change-only-nine-years-left-but-net-zero-emissions-no-later-than-2050/
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« Reply #228 on: July 15, 2020, 01:11:46 PM »

China Joe does an interview today, hilarity ensues:

"Presumptive Democrat nominee for president Joe Biden told an Arizona TV station he thinks it’s “an important city” in the 2020 election.

Biden made the blunder just moments into an appearance on NBC 12.

Biden then said Curtis was “breaking up a little bit” and the candidate was having trouble hearing him.

About six minutes into the appearance, a Biden aide interrupted to say he was asking “the last question.”

Biden then suddenly appeared full screen and answered the question. The interview abruptly ended with no thank you or sign off."
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But don't you worry Biden fans - just because Joe thinks the 6th biggest state in the Union is actually a city, he still has the power to change the weather and heal the racist hearts of all you racist white bastards for the low low cost of $25 trillion.

I'm guessing there will be no more appearances to help keep Arizona "in play" after today....

The best comedy you'll see all year

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/07/15/joe-biden-calls-arizona-an-important-city-in-2020-election/
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« Reply #229 on: July 15, 2020, 02:36:31 PM »

I mean, it's funny, but it's not funny.

I think Trump should switch tactics and start accusing the campaign of taking advantage of Biden.

Like, be sympathetic and mean it.
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« Reply #230 on: July 17, 2020, 08:24:43 AM »

Well, it's almost as good as having a convention:

"Biden Bags Angela Davis Endorsement

1980/1984 Communist Party VP candidate says a vote for Joe Biden is a “vote for ourselves.”
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Truer words were never spoke.

And seeing as the dems convention would have wrapped up today had not the Chinese lung AIDS ruined the party, one wonders if anyone around Joe will remind him that he needs to pick a VP, something that normally would have happened at least a month ago.

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2020/07/biden-bags-angela-davis-endorsement-lloyd-billingsley/
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« Reply #231 on: July 21, 2020, 10:21:44 AM »

EVEN when Joe stays hidden away in his basement - as he has done for all but 3 days in the past four months - democrats are forced to run cover for him.

That's because Joe's never been too bright.  BEHOLD!  The time he thought it was good idea to say the word "nigger" in a public forum more times then the word is used in BLAZING SADDLES:

"Joe Biden Quoted N-Word 13 Times in 1985 Hearings

The presumptive 2020 Democrat presidential nominee, former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, used the N-word 13 times in a 1985 hearing series, U.S. Senate transcripts reveal.

Video of one such instance where Biden used the N-word twice when he was quoting someone else already surfaced late last month. The Senate hearing series during which Biden repeatedly used the offensive term was when he was questioning William Reynolds, then-President Ronald Reagan’s assistant attorney general for civil rights, when Reynolds was under consideration for a promotion to be associate attorney general. "
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Naturally, liberals who previously had condemned any white man using the word, went suddenly mum when this news about Magic Leg Hair hit the wire.

One of those intellectual giants was blow hard Joe Reid, who has often condemned honkies using the word, who somehow forgot to ask Joe about it 2 days ago when Knuckles was on her show for its debut on MSNBC.  Reid previously had no problem attacking Quintin Tarantino for DJANGO:  "Wow, Tarantino wins for the Django screenplay. I guess the n-word thing didn't bother the Academy voters all THAT much."

But not a single, even softball, question to Biden about his many, many, faux pas.

Selective outrage isn't terribly compelling.  I'm guessing if dems had a tape of Trump saying it, I doubt she'd be so forgetful.  Yet that's the rub isn't it?  Dems have been threatening to release Trump saying the dreaded word for 4 years now, yet nothing's ever come from it.

Simply put, no one has ever recorded Trump saying the word.  Which is weird considering he's worse then Hitler.

Yet there are multiple tapes of Bernie & Biden both dropping the N bomb on multiple occasions which from some reason no one on in the media or the left seems very interested in.

Hypocrisy - it's what's for diner... as usual.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/07/20/senate-transcripts-joe-biden-quoted-n-word-13-times-1985-hearings/
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« Reply #232 on: July 22, 2020, 02:04:29 PM »

Please Joe, please:

"Reverse: Joe Biden Claims Gretchen Whitmer Back Under Consideration for VP

“Are you still considering Gov. Gretchen Whitmer as a potential vice presidential candidate?” WOOD TV reporter Rick Albin asked.

“Yes,” Biden replied."
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Who knows if Joe even knows what he was being asked, but if he did, it's big news in the veepstakes as time's a running out to pick someone to replace Joe in the unlikely event that he's deemed senile 30 seconds after he's sworn in.

Previously China Joe promised to pick "a woman of color" (whatever the hell that means), but it obviously ruled out Whitmer, who is assuredly white.

This really is no surprise as the women of "color" Joe has to pick from are a singularly unelectable lot - the radioactively awful Kamala Harris not only is as charming as a scolding Aunt at Thanksgiving, she's also from California, a state sure to go to Biden.  As mentioned, she got torched by Tulsi Gabbard during the debates this past spring, and Pence is at least as capable as a debater as Gabbard is.  

Given the dems even more intense then usual hate for cops, Harris's atrocious record as a state prosecutor looks even worse.

Stacy "Tank" Abrams is even more radioactive, a person who's only claim to fame seems to be that she lost when running for Governor of Georgia... then told everyone since that she was cheated out of the center chair without a shred of evidence to support the allegation (indeed, given the dems long standing history of having entire graveyards voting for them, her self projection is hard to ignore).  

She's as shrill as Harris, but doesn't have the good looks or the chops.  Given that Georgia would likely go Trump's way even if Harris picked, there's little reason for Joe to take on her baggage.

Tammy Duckworth, an army vet who had her legs blown off, is Asian which according to BLM isn't "of color" thus perhaps takes her out of Joe's selection process anyway.

Regardless, she got absolutely taken to the woodshed by Tucker Carlson who had the temerity of pointing out that Duckworth couldn't definitively say whether or not George Washington deserved to have a statue.  He also pointed out that Duckworth has shit on vets looking to have the VA improved.

Beyond that, like Harris, she's from a state that will vote early and often for Biden, to wit, Illinois.  Other then the sandblasting she took from Carlson, Duckworth is not a national figure, even less known then Harris or Abrams are.  Given that the biggest democrat power broker in Illinois just got busted for arranging a $200 million bribery scheme, there's more then a hint of a chance that Duckworth's name will be mentioned by the FBI in their report.

Thus Joe might have to take on the plastic-faced, loathed by many in her home state,  Gauleiter Whitmer.  While it's highly doubtful that Whitmer can "deliver" Michigan, enough people might vote for Biden just to see her gone that it makes more sense than not to pick her, esp given the weakness of the other women not named Michelle "Big Mike" Obama.

Sadly, Joe realizes that this person might not be the one Americans want as the backup QB



https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/07/22/reverse-joe-biden-claims-gretchen-whitmer-back-under-consideration-vp/

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« Reply #233 on: July 22, 2020, 03:25:26 PM »

BTW, Joe dodged questions again today after a speech.

It's already been 25 days since he took questions after a speech, after 84 days from the time before that.

So to recap, in the past 111 days, Joe's taken questions from the press core twice, has been seen in public less then 5 times, has not picked a vice president nominee, loves the N-word, and was just named a person of interest in the Ukrainian criminal investigation of Burisma.

But at least he hasn't raped anyone else... probably.

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« Reply #234 on: July 22, 2020, 05:55:35 PM »

Their bench is pathetic.
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« Reply #235 on: July 22, 2020, 07:00:40 PM »

Their bench is pathetic.

Which is why Whitmer will continue to be talked about in Joe's circle.  As noted elsewhere, she has been on his election committee board since at least last year.
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« Reply #236 on: July 29, 2020, 02:04:40 PM »

Grandpa Stinky Fingers cracked a joke to open his 3rd press conference in 4 months... suffice it to say, it doesn't go well:



Wow.  Just wow.

In case there was any doubt, if you're voting for Biden you're really voting for his Veep, which is probably gonna be Kamala "jail all the brothers" Harris.

Naturally, you'd expect the tough-as-nails press core following Joe to ask him about who he's going to pick as Veep - the start of the election now less then 97 days away - but no, not a single question about his Veep... or anything else of substance.

Not to worry though - the dems have been working round the clock to figure out a way to keep Joe from the debate stage.  So far the leading choices are "We can't debate so soon after the tragedy of the HINDENBURG," and "Orange Man Bad, doesn't deserve to be in same room as noble Joe".
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« Reply #237 on: July 29, 2020, 02:48:49 PM »

"Good afternoon, I'm Teddy Roosevelt, you know I was just remarking to Martha, my sister, how much I appreciated Muhammad Ali and his invention of the polio vaccine."
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« Reply #238 on: July 29, 2020, 02:59:04 PM »

Joe only took questions from pre-approved reporters, actually saying "let me get my list here."

Those same "reporters" asked tough questions like "have you been tested yet?" and "Why Delaware?".  

They then actually applauded for him when he left the stage, perhaps because he didn't actually shit himself.

And man, "Build Back Better" is even a worse campaign slogan then "the no malarkey tour" was.  


Let me get my list here....
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« Reply #239 on: July 30, 2020, 12:50:15 PM »

Joe today from his basement - "the 2020 census was 2 census's ago, or soon will be...."

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