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« on: January 09, 2018, 11:40:20 PM »

CES, the consumer electronic show, usually sees quite a few new sweet gadgets, like the GH5s.  But rarely does it have... your basic pleasure model:


It's one step closer to the robot apocalypse, one sexy dance move at a time.


https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/5305422/pole-dancing-strippers-robots-consumer-electronics-show-las-vegas/
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2018, 01:50:48 AM »

Hell... I'd fuck it.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2018, 07:38:05 AM »

She seems nice, that's all...

A girl you'd bring home to meet the folks.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2018, 01:23:28 PM »

I want an army of sexbots.

Fifty thousand sexbots!
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2018, 02:08:42 PM »

Wait.
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2018, 03:26:43 PM »

Do you like the woman?


She's artificial?


Actually, no.


Must be expensive.


Very.
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2018, 04:54:04 PM »

Her eyes were green.
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